your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
Hopefully not the last *wink*
i want to play laser tag
I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves
this movie is the scariest shit
the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are
have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part
Hey, so stop your scrolling for a bit
think about baby bunnies, and how they actually exist.
Like, they’re just little balls of fluff?
with tiny, itty-bitty noses and whiskers,
and little precious paws.
they can have ears that are soft and droopy,
they can have ears that perky and fluffy,
or they can have both!
Some are so small they can fit in your hand
and most like to snuggle
You can go back to scrolling now.
Sometimes life is just a bit better with baby bunnies.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
And both Holmeses are rather hurt by this.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony of these two scenes? Because which one is the machine and which one isn’t human, really?
OH MY GOD