It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
(via nales)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via nales)
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
(via nales)
when people even start to talk about dogs being injured or dying I get sad and then I start to think about the fact that at some point my dogs have to die at some point and then I start crying and oh my god I am not ready to deal with that
(via nales)
Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
(via crrocs)
if u see cuts on someones wrist please please please dont point them out
(via queenofflintceschi)
